I carried a bunch of gear halfway across the U.S. of A.just for this shot.

WHen your sister does this with a bun, it’s pretty much a rule that you must capture a pic to humiliate her with at every possible chance, ,or forver be banished from older brother land.

A nice family photo while we’re all in decent clothing.

In Texas, they don’t do that liberaleastcoastcandyassgolfshit before a weddin, they shoot guns!

Nice relaxed pic of my sister Linda. This is so far from the one I wish I’d have gotten when she was flying on the dance floor.

I forget who said what, but it sure was funny at the rehearsal.

Apparently you need Tshirts like this to get lots of free drinks at bachelor and bachelorette parties in Texas.