I started a new Facebook Group tonight, “Put your cart away, jerk! What am I, your mom? Jerk!”
I had a hard time parking the beautiful ticket me red mustang tonight because jerks were too lazy to put their carts in the cart corral. It would have taken them what, 10 more seconds?  But nooooooooooooo they left it out for someone else to deal with. Jerks!
This is kind of based on the Rant I saw on Amanda Palmers blog here. Amanda’s blog is probably not safe for work.