John Rambo never felt normal in society. It was only in the jungle that he felt safe. The woods were the next best place for him.
The natives warned John to never go into the Valley of the S’mores. Unspeakable things were done by Huge beings known as “Boy Scouts” and “Girl Scouts” to Peeps that were caught in the valley of the S’mores. Peeps had been speared on sticks and slow roasted over flames, or set fire too before being covered in chocolate and graham crackers.